H1 You’ve swallowed a planet!

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

H2 I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

  1. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  2. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
  3. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

H3 Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

  • I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
  • All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
  • No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

H4 You’ve swallowed a planet!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

H5 I’m nobody’s taxi service

I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

H6 No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

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